I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Damn victory sex feels great
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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