ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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