I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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