I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Holy shit dude........stairs
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