And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
