That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
honey bunches of taint.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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