If i could tip my vagina, i would.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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