so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
