Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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