you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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