Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You can make out without kissing
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