I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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