You work out of a Hotel?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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