Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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