No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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