i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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