You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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