Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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