when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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