We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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