I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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