All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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