lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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