i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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