i'm signing you up for texting rehab
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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