i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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