In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just made out with a guy for $7.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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