Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i've created a new STD.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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