need another drink. this is the easiest way
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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