Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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