Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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