if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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