Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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