You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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