no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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