i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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