Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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