whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
even my farts smell like vagina
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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