The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
That accounts for only three of the penises
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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