he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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