I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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