Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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