Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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