No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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