my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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