I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
