fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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