after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
