Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
did you just send me my own nude
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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