Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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