It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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