He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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