dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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