well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he was CRYING into my vagina
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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