New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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