Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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