once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....