Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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