quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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