im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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