can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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