i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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