Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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